May I borrow your eyeballs?

Trained by the Bene Gesseret, E. H. Lupton speaks five languages and knows six ways to kill you from where she’s standing. One of them involves using only her frown. Also, she can probably deadlift you if you weigh under 200 lbs.

Maybe not. Let’s start again.

E. H. Lupton (she/they) is a writer living in Madison, WI with her family. When not writing, she entertains herself by running really long, boring races, quilting, painting, and doing martial arts. A three-time graduate of UW-Madison, she holds a BA in philosophy and English and two MAs in library science and Thai studies; as a consequence, she now works in computers because it pays a lot better than the old philosophy factory down the street. She is also half of the hit podcasting duo behind Ask a Medievalist.

You can check out a somewhat awkward interview she did here. I heard she did it the same week she finished her MA thesis. There’s another interview here from around the time Dionysus in Wisconsin came out.

Social media:

* Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pretense_soup/
* Mastodon: https://romancelandia.club/@pretensesoup
* Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/pretensesoup.bsky.social
* Tumblr: https://pretensesoup.tumblr.com
* TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pretense_soup
* Threads: https://www.threads.net/@pretense_soup
* Newsletter: https://winnowingfanpress.eo.page/lupton