Em oi! #312: Cow’s THAT Strike You?

Ah, the joys of Rural Wisconsin...B. noted that when he asked about Belleville, he was more trying to verify that I was naming a village and not, oh, a restaurant or some obscure rock formation.   Wait — you, my dear readers, don’t know where Belleville is either?  I guess this is a forgivable sin – according to city-data.com, the population was 2,265 as of July 2008.  It’s somewhat southwest of Madison.

I headed out on Saturday morning to do about 30 miles.  I am training for a triathlon and I thought I would ride part of the bike course (about 12 miles), then swing back to our house in time to shower and have lunch before I had to start cooking for a dinner party.  I didn’t realize that when they say “a challenging and hilly course,” what they mean is hold the hell on to the handle bars.

I’d been out for about an hour and 45 minutes; the weather was chilly but changeable, drizzle one moment, sun the next, a wind from my right neither helping nor hindering my progress.  I was trying to find County Highway A – I later realized it was unmarked and I’d passed it by a good four miles.  But at the time, I didn’t know that.

I remember looking to my right across across a wide, green valley.  At the far end were some tree-covered hills and a fine mist was beginning to form at that end of the valley.  There were dark clouds above which seemed to be gradually dripping toward the ground – not in a tornadic sense, just the way that precipitation looks when you see clouds at a certain distance.

Great, more rain, I thought, and checked my watch.  If I didn’t find Hwy A in 5 more minutes

With a whoosh of wind, the mist caught up with me.  It wasn’t rain at all, but tiny ice pellets – sleet or hail, I’m not sure which.  I turned down the first street I passed and sprinted for a strand of oaks at the edge of a farmer’s field.  In the lee of the tree, I pulled out my phone and called Bryan.  He arrived twenty minutes later and the bike and I went home in ignominy.

It was good that I had service.  Three or four miles earlier, I’d tried to use its GPS functions to figure out where I actually was, and it placed me in the middle of a corn field.  Oops.

This comic is cataloged under:

GV1048 .L86 2010 (for Bicycles — Training for cycling)

796.6 .L966 (Cycling – General)

Subject heading:

Cycling — Training — Comic books, strips, etc.

If you’re super curious, I ride an old Bianchi touring bike (how old?  Not sure, maybe ten or fifteen years).  It is black.  I got it on Craigslist.

Em oi! #311: Holy Cats

It beats the alternative.I will come up with some subject headings for this later.  Anyway, thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday.

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Okay, it’s later!  This comic carries the numbers:

GT2430 .L86 2010

294.2 L966 2010

LCSH:

Birthdays in art — Comic books, strips, etc.

So I rechecked the Cutter Sandborn Tables – that’s the device librarians use to generate that letter-plus-three-digits number at the end of a Dewey number?  For some reason, I’d taken to using L866, which is what my last name (Lupton) would cutter out to using the LC Cutter table.  But the Cutter Sandborn Tables, which are the ones you’re supposed to use for Dewey, say Lupt = 966.  So there we go – I am corrected.  I apologize for any problems this may have caused.

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Em oi! #310: Exactly Different

Yours are terrible in different ways.When we had this conversation we were lying on the floor for some reason, so I decided to go with it when I drew it.  The art came out well, but I’m not exactly sure how you draw carpet grain…

The look on B’s face made drawing it worthwhile.  Also, don’t worry – I am neither quitting the internet nor the comic.

BF687.5 .S428 L86 2010

155.232 L866

Self-perception in authors –Comic books, strips, etc.

Self-doubt — Comic books, strips, etc.

#309: Sugar Rush

We have variations of this conversation almost every single day.

Usually the person eating gross stuff is Bryan, and the gross stuff is, oh, a bacon cheeseburger or something that is only gross if you are a vegetarian who thinks eating dead things is weird/disgusting, ie ME.  I burn somewhere between 2000-2600 calories per day, so I’m pretty much always hungry, so occasionally the stakes are reversed.

This gets 644.153 L965 for “Candy (sweets)” and the LCC number TX791 .L86 2010.

Subject heading:

Peeps (Trademark) — Comic books, strips, etc.

Cabbage Tomato Noodles

I enjoy making dishes with cabbage, but there’s always a problem at the end.  Most dishes require about half a cabbage to feed two (or even four) people, so what am I supposed to do with half a leftover cabbage?

This time I had half a can of diced tomatoes left over as well.  A tricky combination – I’ve seen very few recipes calling for both.  So, turning to Google, I came across this.  And it was delicious.

Here’s what I did.

Continue reading “Cabbage Tomato Noodles”

Em oi! #308: Our Honeymoon, a Recap (part 3/3)

Part one is here, part two is here.

And then we lived happily ever after.  So far.So normally in this situation I would have said, “Let’s get a cab and go find some ritzy place to have lunch.”  But Bryan was on a diet consisting of a) bananas b) saltine crackers c) soup, so we couldn’t.  Neither did we think that hanging around in the sun was going to be the ticket to a good time.

The Orlando airport, on the public side of security, is a giant mall.  At one point we tried to find a travel chess set in one of the shops and failed, though we did find travel “Hungry Hungry Hippos ™” and about fifty different Sudoku books (alas, no Kakuro).  On the non-public side of security, it’s a wasteland.  Nary a *$ to be found (sad, since I wanted a chai latte).

Anyway, the flight home was fine and Bryan got better and we actually had a really good time, with the exception of that 24-hour period that Bryan was vomiting/unconscious (from the anti-emetic injection they gave him – it was a type which tends to make people sleepy as it acts on the brain to stop nausea – he slept in the cabin, I read The Satanic Verses on the deck and reminded him to drink a glass of Gatorade every hour or so).

Next week, a comic with fewer than 22 panels!  I am excited.

Em oi! #308: Our Honeymoon, a Recap (part 1/3)

Bryan thinks I am way too bitter about the treadmill thing.

I don’t want to mislead anyone – we actually had great weather on the cruise, it was just Orlando (and the first couple of hours in Port Canaveral) that were cruddy.

The Quality Inn…well, it had like two stars on Hotels.com.  Bryan claims that it exactly matched his expectations.  It was mostly filled with frail looking old people when we came down to breaky the next morning.  And all that was on the news was a story about a guy who had claimed he had a bomb on a cruise ship (different line, though).  Good start.

More to come.

This comic has the LCC number GT2798 .L86 2010, the Dewey number 392.5 L866 2010, and the subject heading:

Honeymoons — Bahamas–Biography–Comic books, strips, etc.

Em oi! #307: That’s Not My Name

They call me 'hell' /They call me 'Stacey' /They call me 'her' /They call me 'Jane'

This one has an odd layout, but I’m pleased by the art.

I don’t mean to sound mean to anyone who has referred to me as “Mrs. Metrish” or to those who gave us gifts addressed to “Mr. and Mrs. Bryan Metrish.”  I understand the intention, I do.  It’s just a personal problem of mine, and I’ve had it ever since my mother taught me to formally address envelopes.  I feel like it eclipses the woman in some way, and while I’m happy to be married and view changing my name as an expansion of my identity, I am not into feeling like I’ve been erased in some way.

Emily Post is telling me I’m a bit wrong, by the way – it should be “Mr. Bryan Metrish and Ms. Emily Metrish” if I prefer Ms.  All right, there you go.  In business situations, Ms. is default unless you know for a fact the woman prefers Mrs.  And now you know my feelings on that.

I have spent some time working with the Library of Congress subject headings list and assigned the following subject heading and call numbers to this entry:

Subject headings: Married women–Names
Married women–Legal status, laws, etc.–United States–Names.

Call number: KF521.L8 2010

I will try to tag all my entries with a call number. I hope this will help.

B and I are off to the Bahamas on a cruise tomorrow.  Yay.